The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith

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Author: Oliver Goldsmith

THE LOGICIANS REFUTED
IN IMITATION OF DEAN SWIFT

LOGICIANS have but ill defin’d
As rational, the human kind;
Reason, they say, belongs to man,
But let them prove it if they can.
Wise Aristotle and Smiglecius, 5
By ratiocinations specious,
Have strove to prove with great precision,
With definition and division,
’Homo est ratione praeditum’,—
But for my soul I cannot credit ’em; 10
And must in spite of them maintain,
That man and all his ways are vain;
And that this boasted lord of nature
Is both a weak and erring creature;
That instinct is a surer guide 15
Than reason-boasting mortals’ pride;
And that brute beasts are far before ’em,
’Deus est anima brutorum’.
Who ever knew an honest brute
At law his neighbour prosecute, 20
Bring action for assault and battery,
Or friend beguile with lies and flattery?
O’er plains they ramble unconfin’d,
No politics disturb their mind;
They eat their meals, and take their sport, 25
Nor know who’s in or out at court;
They never to the levee go
To treat as dearest friend, a foe;
They never importune his grace,
Nor ever cringe to men in place; 30
Nor undertake a dirty job,
Nor draw the quill to write for B—b.
Fraught with invective they ne’er go
To folks at Pater-Noster-Row;
No judges, fiddlers, dancing-masters, 35
No pick-pockets, or poetasters,
Are known to honest quadrupeds;
No single brute his fellow leads.
Brutes never meet in bloody fray,
Nor cut each others’ throats, for pay. 40
Of beasts, it is confess’d, the ape
Comes nearest us in human shape;
Like man he imitates each fashion,
And malice is his ruling passion;
But both in malice and grimaces 45
A courtier any ape surpasses.
Behold him humbly cringing wait
Upon a minister of state;
View him soon after to inferiors,
Aping the conduct of superiors; 50
He promises with equal air,
And to perform takes equal care.
He in his turn finds imitators;
At court, the porters, lacqueys, waiters,
Their master’s manners still contract, 55
And footmen, lords and dukes can act.
Thus at the court both great an small
Behave alike—for all ape all.

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Chicago: Oliver Goldsmith, "The Logicians Refuted in Imitation of Dean Swift," The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith, ed. Keil, Heinrich, 1822-1894 and trans. Seaton, R. C. in The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith (New York: George E. Wood, ""Death-bed"" edition, 1892), Original Sources, accessed January 16, 2019, http://www.originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=PWAL82JKUV57SU3.

MLA: Goldsmith, Oliver. "The Logicians Refuted in Imitation of Dean Swift." The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith, edited by Keil, Heinrich, 1822-1894, and translated by Seaton, R. C., in The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith, New York, George E. Wood, ""Death-bed"" edition, 1892, Original Sources. 16 Jan. 2019. www.originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=PWAL82JKUV57SU3.

Harvard: Goldsmith, O, 'The Logicians Refuted in Imitation of Dean Swift' in The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith, ed. and trans. . cited in ""Death-bed"" edition, 1892, The Complete Poetical Works of Oliver Goldsmith, George E. Wood, New York. Original Sources, retrieved 16 January 2019, from http://www.originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=PWAL82JKUV57SU3.